Overheard or Sounds from the Bathtub

The Khan:  Mama when I get bigger will my weenus get bigger too?

Me:  Yes, honey.  Everything grows when you grow bigger.

TK:  Mama, what are these called?

Me:  Well, honey, those are called your testicles.  You probably have heard your older brothers call them “balls”.

TK: (very seriously)  Oh.  I just call ‘em my nuts.

Sarge and I had tears in our eyes after this particular conversation and decided it must be preserved for posterity.  And, for me, that means “shared with the blogosphere”.

~ by sharplisa on July 25, 2008.